Not-Insane Theory
By Dannii and Laura!

On this day, being the 28th day of June in the year of Our Lord two thousand and two, Dannii and Laura are officially proclaiming the Not-Insane theory.

According to the statisical infrequency definition of abnormality, our behaviour is statistically infrequent. When something is infrequent, it is expressed as a minus. This makes us a minus!

According to the rules of mathematics, two minuses cancel each other out and create a positive. Therefore, we cancel out each others minuses and we are Not Insane!!!

Disclaimer:- Dannii and Laura wish it to be known that if this information is not entirely correct, it is not our fault as it is based upon our own understanding and not solid fact so please don't bother pointing it out and blame our teachers, not us, as they're the ones who taught us the bloody thing in the first place! :oP